The linguist's husband caught his wife in the arms of another man. "Susan," he said, "I'm surprised!"

"No, I'm surprised," She corrected him. "You're astonished."

語言學家依偎在另一個男人的懷里時，被丈夫逮了個正著。丈夫說:"蘇珊，我很吃驚！"

語言學家說："不，是我吃驚。你應該是震驚。"

*以上新聞由ChinaDaily雙語手機報提供