A lonely female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her — but he was walking straight and not sideways! Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The next morning she noticed her new husband walking sideways like any ordinary crab! She was very upset and asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!" He answered "Sweetheart, I can't get that drunk every day!" ^_^

一只寂寞的母螃蟹正在沙灘上游蕩，驀然瞥見(jiàn)一只公螃蟹不是橫著而是"直勾勾地"朝她爬過(guò)來(lái)。母螃蟹感嘆這小子太有才了，便當(dāng)即決定以身相許。翌日，母螃蟹突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的新婚老公也像其它庸才那樣橫著走路了，便非常氣惱得問(wèn)道："咋回事兒啊？你昨天不還是直著走路的嘛?" 公螃蟹回答: "小甜心，我咋能天天喝那么醉呢！"

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