Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replies: "Yes, why?" "I just bit my tongue." ^_^

兩條蛇在嘮嗑，一條轉過頭問: "我們是有毒的吧？" 另一條答道: "對啊，怎么了？""我剛咬到自己舌頭了。"

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