Doctors jokes（一）
[ 2006-08-15 09:38 ]
A young woman went to her
doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the
doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do
you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The
woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then
she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The
doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You
have a broken finger."
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