Doctors jokes（三）
[ 2006-08-17 07:49 ]
Jim and Mary were both
patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the
bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be
mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I
have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because
since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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