Wife's picture
[ 2006-11-22 08:19 ]
A businessman enters a
tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the
rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,
then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he
finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the
bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look,
buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you
look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer
replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I
know it's time to go home."
（通訊員蔣欣許凌娜投稿）
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