The voice
[ 2007-06-11 08:00 ]
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once
again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car
will run over you and kill you."
The man did as he was instructed, and just then, a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"
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