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Agent K: Boris the Animal. I put him away a long time ago. It's the worst mistake I ever made.

Agent J: Why? Was he innocent?

Agent K: Should have killed him.

Agent J: Well, shit, let's go get him.

Agent K: No.

Agent J: No.

Agent K: Leave it alone. It's above your pay grade.

Agent J: We are partners. We have the same pay grade.

Agent K: It has nothing to do with you. Mind your own business.

Agent J: Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit of that bass out your voice. Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is running around the town, this is my business.

Agent K: You forget about Boris or my report will reflect that your conduct has been unbecoming.

Agent J: Well, maybe my report is gonna reflect some shit too, K.

Agent K: You are suspended for two weeks.

Agent J: Bullshit.

Agent K: Four weeks.

Agent J: How about I quit?

Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know.

Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me.

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Man: What up, pops? Lose your partner?

Agent J: Yeah. Search: Boris the Animal.

Computer: Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin. Boglodites were a rogue alien race that consumed all planets in their path. Boris the Animal was the only suspect in a series of alien murders on Earth.

Agent J: Incident report.

Computer: Boris the Animal was convicted for the following murders that occurred on July 15, 1969. Murder number one: Coney Island, 10:37 am, Roman the Fabulist. Murder number two: The Factory.

Agent J: Refine search. Agent K.

Computer: Junior Agent K apprehended and arrested Boris the Animal on July 16, 1969, at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Agent J: Cape Canaveral....

Computer: Agent K received highest commendation for heroic action, including implementation of the Arc Net Defense System which protected the Earth from Boglodite invasion and led to the race's extinction.

Agent J: Details.

Computer:Access restricted.

Agent J: Excuse me? Clearance level senior agent, class one. J.

Computer: Access denied.

Agent J: What?

Agent O: So why this sudden interest in your partner's old exploits?

Agent J: What happened between Boris and K?

Agent O: That's easy. K imprisoned Boris. He put up the Arc Net. He protected the Earth from the Boglodites. He did his job.

Agent J: You know, that's not what I'm asking. Cape Canaveral, what happened?

Agent O: Something that changed him. Leave it at that.

Agent J: So you two go way back, huh?

Agent O: That's classified. A word of advice, Agent J. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

Agent J: That's funny. That is exactly what K said.

Agent O: He's a very wise man. Take the rest of the night off.

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Agent J: What?

Agent K: Guess I owe you some answers, hoss.

Agent J: What, you're feeling chatty all of a sudden? Sorry, I can't talk right now. I've got secret cases of my own I'm working on.

Agent K: I hate to tear you away from your video game.

Agent J: All right, I'm hanging up.

Agent K: You know the most destructive force in the universe?

Agent J: Sugar?

Agent K: Regret.

Agent J: You don't have to wait. Just talk.

Agent K: I promised you the secrets of the universe. Nothing more.

Agent J: So there's secrets out there the universe don't know about? (J hangs up the phone)

Kid: Mommy.