A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around the crashed car.

The policeman looked down at the money and said, “I wish you could talk.”

The monkey shook his head up and down.

“You can understand what I say? ” asked the surprised policeman.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

“Well, did you see the accident? ”

“Yes,” motioned the monkey.

“What happened? ”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

“They drank? ” Asked the policeman.

“Yes.”

“What else?”

The monkey pinches his two fingers together and holds them by his mouth.

“They were smoking? ”

“Yes.”

“Now, just wait a minute. You say that they were smoking and doing drugs just before the accident? ”

“Yes.”

“What did you do all the time? ”

“Driving,” motioned the monkey.