致2015：11個新年愿望小貼士

2015 is here! You may have felt determined to be a better and changed person while taking out your pen and getting ready to make New Year resolutions. We admire your enthusiasm but before you make resolutions, consider adding these little things on the list.

2015年已經來到。也許你已經下決心要改過自新，爭取向上，拿出了你的筆準備寫下新年愿望。我們贊賞你的熱情決心，不過在你許愿之前，考慮考慮把如下的小建議加到你的愿望清單上吧！

1. At some point in 2015, Go get that thing you dropped under the bed.

在2015年的某一天，去把掉在床底下的東西撿出來。

If You Don't, You May Even Find A Supernatural Creature Living Underneath Your Bed!

如果你不這樣做，或許你會發現，床底下藏著個超自然的怪物！

2. Hang up your clothes. Just once in the whole year. Life's not fair.

把你的衣服好好掛起來吧！哪怕一年就這一次！別再抱怨生活不公平啦。

Your Clothes Deserve Some Respect. After all, They Endure You Each Day.

對你的衣服尊重一點吧！畢竟，是他們天天在貼身服侍你。

3. Take the stairs. Maybe.

偶爾爬爬樓梯。

Stop Being Lazy And Shed Some Fats.

別再犯懶了，減點肉吧！

4. Get out of bed after your first alarm. Just once. Just to see what it's like.

鬧鐘響第一遍就起床。就這一次。看看感覺如何。

And There Is A First Time For Everything.

萬事開頭難嘛。

5. Don't awlays eat nutella straight out of the jar.

別再對早餐草草了事了！

And You May Even Experience Ratatouille's Elaborate Taste Visualization! Like Firworks Going On.

一頓精美的早餐說不定會讓你如癡如醉，仿佛看到漫天綻放的煙花。

6. Consider going for a jog. Really consider it.

想想要不要去晨跑。好好想一想。

Morning Jog Can Make You Less Irritating At Work.

晨跑會讓你在工作中心情愉快，少發脾氣。

7. Think about how great it would be if you did things.

想想如果你沒有拖延計劃該有多好。

Go And Just Do It! That's The Rule.

心動不如行動！這就是生活的規則！

8. Call your poor grandmother.

給你可憐的外婆去個電話。

And Earn Some Points! She May Even Make You Her Heir.

增加她對你的好感！說不定她會讓你繼承她的財產！

9. Change your sheet.

換換床單。

Follow Sheldon Cooper's Advice And Avoid Bed Bugs.

聽謝耳朵的建議。免得床上生寄生蟲。

10. Pick a new hobby, do it once, then forget about it forever.

嘗試一種新的業余愛好，就試一次，然后就將之拋到腦后。

You Might Be Too Lazy To Make To Next Attempt.

如果你都懶得再試第二次的話。

11. Cook one non-terrible meal this year.

在這一年里做一頓不那么難吃的飯吧！

Please Have Mercy On People Who Love You!

可憐可憐那些愛你的人吧。

（來源：愛詞霸 編輯：Bernard）