不要這樣對女生說話

男同胞們都說：女人心，海底針。女孩子們不知道什么時候就會因為不知道什么原因生你的氣。可能，有些女孩子是比較敏感的。但是，有些男孩子們在交往過程中也實在是不懂規矩啊。

下面這位小哥就會跟大家說一說，跟女生們在一起的時候，哪些話最好不要說。

What NOT to say to girls?
什么話不能對女生說？

Don't order too much.
別點那么多！

Do you even fit that?
這你穿合身？

Yep. You should totally get a membership at the gym.
對啊，你真的有必要去健身房辦個會員。

Are you seriously gonna eat all that?
你真吃得了那么多？

Whoa! You used to be so skinny in high school!
哇！你高中還挺瘦的嘛！

Bew Bew Bew...
嗶，嗶，嗶......

I can't pick you up right now. I'm... I'm busy.
我這會兒不能去接你，我......我忙著呢。

Hey. I'm in the middle of something. Ahhhooo! Baby!
喂，我這會兒有點事。啊！！！親愛的！

What...What is that?
那...那是什么？

Do you not shave? Like... You have a little something growing right here.
你沒刮胡子吧？你...你這兒好像長了點什么東西。

Usually girls have soft skin.
女生的皮膚一般都挺光滑的啊。

Wow your legs are really prickly.
哇，你的腿摸著好扎手啊。

Why do we have to visit your dad? He sucks!
我干嘛要去見你爸？他很爛啊！

You look just like your brother.
你跟你哥長得好像啊。

Your sister, she...18 yet?
你妹妹，她...18了？

I hate your parents.
我討厭你爸媽。

Wait, wait... I'm not done yet.
等一下，等一下...我還沒說完。

What do you want me to say?
你想要我怎么說呢？

Don't you have enough clothes?
你衣服還不夠多嗎？

Are you gonna wear that tonight?
今晚你打算這么穿？

Do you wear that... a lot?
你平時都...這么穿？

Baby don't worry. It doesn't make you look... that fat.
沒事啦，穿這件并不會顯得...那么胖。

Baby. Hey baby! Hey baby! Baby.
親愛的，嘿，親愛的！嘿，親愛的！親愛的。

Happy anniversary! I knew... I ... Yeah I knew.
戀愛周年日快樂！我記得啊...我...對啊，我記得。

What's your name again?
你叫什么來著？

Your teeth are like...super yellow.
你牙齒怎么...這么黃。

Do yu not take a bath last night?
你昨天沒洗澡吧？

Do you have a tic tac? For yourself?
你有口香糖嗎？你吃一顆吧。

How cute! You have a uni-brow!
好可愛！你的眉毛長連著啦！

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
對對對對對對...

It's OK. I used to have acne too.
沒事啦，我也長過痘痘。

Yeah, you should get a diet coke.
對，你應該喝無糖可樂。

You have a really nice personality.
你個性真的挺好。

Yeah, you look... You look great!
是啊，你挺...你挺好看的！

Look look look... Your legs jiggle when I slap them. Look at them!
你看你看...我一拍，你腿上的肉就在顫呢。看到沒？

（視頻來源：優酷，編輯：Helen）