一本正經(jīng)、彬彬有禮的英國人從來也不會(huì)直抒胸臆，在圣誕節(jié)期間更是如此。雖然表面一團(tuán)和氣，但如果你get不到他們的言下之意，你可能無意之中就變成了“二貨”。來看看《每日電訊報(bào)》對(duì)英國人圣誕委婉語的“毒舌”翻譯。

They say: “Darling, your Nativity Play was a triumph. I’m so proud.”
英國人說：“親愛的，你的圣誕表演真是太成功了。我真為你驕傲。”

They mean: “I spent the entire shambolic production seething that you weren’t one of the leads and shall be having a stern word with your teacher. Also, I couldn’t tell which sheep you were.”
他們的意思是：“整個(gè)亂糟糟的演出期間我都在惱火為什么你沒能演個(gè)主角，我打算和你的老師好好談?wù)劇Ａ硗猓铱床怀瞿惆缪莸氖悄闹谎颉！?/p>

“Pop round anytime.”
“歡迎隨時(shí)過來。”

“Preferably text first so we can make up an excuse.”
“最好來之前能發(fā)個(gè)短信，這樣我們才好編個(gè)理由（不讓你來）。”

“So what are your Christmas plans?”/“All ready for Christmas?”
“你圣誕有什么安排？”/“圣誕節(jié)的一切都準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？”

“I can’t think of anything else to say and this is December’s equivalent of weather smalltalk. Please keep the answer mercifully brief because I’m not actually interested.”
“我想不出還有什么別的話可說，十二月份談這個(gè)就像聊天氣一樣。麻煩你長話短說，因?yàn)槲也⒉皇钦娴母信d趣。”

“What’s this we’re watching?”
“我們?cè)诳吹倪@是什么節(jié)目？”

“I hate it when you Philistines are in charge of the remote.”
“我討厭你們這些俗人掌握遙控器。”

“Town was a nightmare. The shops were rammed.”
“城里就是場惡夢(mèng)。商店里都是人擠人。”

“I snuck off to the pub.”
“我溜去酒吧了。”

“Well done, children. The Christmas tree looks gorgeous.”
“做得好，孩子們。這棵圣誕樹看起來美極了。”

“It’s a total mess which offends my eyes. I’ll redecorate it when you go to bed.”
“這堆垃圾讓我無法直視。等你們睡覺后我會(huì)重新裝飾。”

“Secret Santa’s just a bit of fun.”
“神秘圣誕老人游戲挺有趣的。”

“It’s no fun whatsoever. We only persist with this lame, universally loathed tradition for fear of being called a killjoy if we stop.”
“真是無聊至極。我們之所以還延續(xù)這個(gè)大家都厭惡的蹩腳傳統(tǒng)是害怕被人說我們掃興。”

“Merry Christmas to you and yours.”
“祝你和你的家人圣誕快樂。”

“I can’t remember your family’s names. Or indeed, whether you even have a family. Ah, well. Sue me.”
“我記不住你家人的名字。事實(shí)上，我連你有沒有成家也不清楚。隨便了。你不爽我也無所謂。”

“Of course! The more the merrier.”
“當(dāng)然了！人越多越開心。”

“Please don’t come.”
“請(qǐng)不要來。”

“I’ve kept the receipt, just in case.”
“我留著收據(jù)，以防萬一。”

“If you don’t love this gift and wear it immediately, I’m going to be mortally offended.”
“如果你不喜歡這個(gè)禮物，沒有馬上穿上它，我將會(huì)非常生氣。”

“That’s so thoughtful. It’s exactly what I wanted.”
“你想的真是周到。這正是我想要的。”

“I hate it, I’m having trouble arranging my face into an approximation of gratitude and everyone can tell I’m lying.”
“我討厭這個(gè)禮物，我正在努力擠出感恩的表情，但每個(gè)人都看得出我在撒謊。”

“Shall we play a board game?”
“我們要不要下一盤棋？”

“Shall we have a blazing family argument?”
“我們要不要來一場激烈的家庭爭論？”

“Christmas is about the kids really, isn’t it?”
“圣誕節(jié)就是圍著孩子轉(zhuǎn)的，不是嗎？”

“Can’t stand the spoilt, entitled little brats. Pass the brandy.”
“受不了這些被寵壞的自以為是的小屁孩。把白蘭地遞給我。”

“You look festive.”
“你看起來很有節(jié)日氣息。”

“You look drunk.”
“你看起來喝得很醉。”

“I couldn’t eat another thing.”
“我再也吃不下了。”

“Oh go on, then. I could just about squeeze in a turkey-and-a-stuffing sandwich, cheese and biscuits, two mince pies and several dozen Quality Street.”
“繼續(xù)上菜吧。我還能吃下一個(gè)火雞填料三明治、奶酪餅干、兩個(gè)肉餡餅和幾條花街巧克力。”

“Lunch might be a little later than planned.”
“午飯可能比計(jì)劃的要晚一點(diǎn)。”

“The turkey won’t cook and I’m having a nervous breakdown.”
“我已經(jīng)精神崩潰了，火雞也不能幫我做飯。”

“Where’s your Christmas spirit?”
“你的圣誕精神到哪去了？”

“I’m a tedious kidult who gets over-excited about Christmas (probably over-compensating for some long-buried childhood trauma) and insists on enforced jollity.”
“我是個(gè)對(duì)圣誕節(jié)過度興奮的乏味的超齡兒童（很可能是要補(bǔ)償我埋藏許久的一些童年創(chuàng)傷），我堅(jiān)持圣誕節(jié)一定要興高采烈地度過。”

“Have a good one.”
“過個(gè)好節(jié)。”

“I don’t know who you are. Go away.”
“我不認(rèn)識(shí)你是誰。走開。”

“I’m hoping for a White Christmas. It’s so magical.”
“我希望能擁有白色圣誕。太夢(mèng)幻了。”

“Snow’s a colossal pain in the backside but I’m trying to sound romantic.”
“下雪天非常讓人討厭，但是我想顯得自己浪漫一點(diǎn)。”

“Of course we’re going to church. It’s important at this time of year.”
“我們當(dāng)然要去教堂。這在一年中的這個(gè)時(shí)候是很重要的事。”

“I don’t want to go either but Mum will get upset if we don’t.”
“我也不想去，但是如果我們不去，媽媽會(huì)難過的。”

“That’s perfect, thank you. Looks delicious.”
“很完美，謝謝你。看起來好美味。”

“Too many sprouts, not enough pigs-in-blankets, but better be polite.”
“蔬菜太多肉太少，但是還是禮貌一些的好。”

“Look what they got me!”
“看看他們給我送了什么！”

“You think of something nice to say, because I can’t.”
“你幫我想出一些好聽的話吧，因?yàn)槲蚁氩怀鰜怼！?/p>

“I’ve got an upset tummy from all the rich food.”
“我肚子不舒服，因?yàn)槌缘锰湍伭恕！?/strong>