Bart: You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.
Homer: What kind of fun?
Bart: How about a dare contest?
Homer: That sounds fun. I dare you to climb the TV antenna!
Bart: Piece of cake.
Homer: Earthquake! Aftershock!
Flanders: Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis but if he falls, couldn’t that make your boy a paraplege arino?
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
Bart: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer: Well said, boy. Steady. Steady. Steady.
Lisa: Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am. Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev--
Woman: Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa: Lake Springfield --
Millhouse: Come on over, Lisa. You can canvass me as long as you want.
Lisa: Milhous, you don't care about the environment.
Millhouse: Hey. I am very passionate about the planet.
Boy: Say global warming is a myth.
Millhouse: It's a myth! Further study is needed!
Boy: That's for selling out your beliefs.
Lisa: Oh, poor Milhous.
Millhouse: Dream coming true.
Colin: Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over--?
Lisa: Two thousand gallons a year.
Colin: And turning off lights can save—
Lisa: Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
Colin: And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter--
Lisa: We'd be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.
Colin: I'm Colin.
Lisa: I haven't seen you at school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa: Is he--
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and—
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: Do you play?
Colin: Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass.
Lisa: He's pure gold, for once in your life, be cool.
Colin: So is your name as pretty as your face?
妙語佳句，活學活用
1. Dare contest
這是一個比試膽量的游戲，既然是游戲，常常是一些令人為難的、有時甚至愚蠢的題目。真心話大冒險的游戲大家都知道吧，英文里就是 Truth or Dare。
