Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: No, it was in and it freaked out.
Ben: You know what your problem is, Hitch? You're all about the short game. You pick your shots based on what you see first not what's necessarily best for you in thelong run.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Well. All of us are not married to the woman of our dreams and about to have a baby. You know, I'm very happy for you. Just not meant for everybody. So please just leave me to my hot, sweaty, totally varied, wildly experimental short game.
Ben: I was just talking about pool, but you know, whatever.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Yeah, okay.
Ben: Honestly, I just hope one day you're able to experience the unconditional love, and trust, and openness that, you know, I share with Grace every single day.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Is this really barroom talk?
Ben: You need to listen to me, man, I'm serious. Because when you get to a place with a woman like that it's so beyond anything physical that when I think back to when I used to run around with you and chase all these really gorgeous but, you know, shallow women I don't know, it's, it’s kind of ridiculous and vaguely pathetic.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Yeah, I see what you mean. That's pathetic. So when is Grace due again?
Ben: Soon.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: You excited?
Ben: What'd you say?
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Do you want me to go get them and bring them over here?
Ben: No, no, no, don't, don’t, don’t do that.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Are you saying you don't wanna talk to them because you can't go home with them?
Ben: Hi, what do you want from me? I'm just trying tokeep my head above water.
Casey: Hi, did you ever hear of this guy they call him Date Doctor?
Sara: Urban myth.
Casey: Really?
Sara: Absolutely.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: I'll go get those girls, bring them over here and we'll have a conversation like human beings. Then you're gonna home, and I’m gonna take them back to my apartment.
Ben: Well, that sounds like fun for me. But you know, you might want to get in line, pal.
Man: Hey, girl.
Woman: Hey, how are you?
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Hey, baby, can I get a couple Coronas over at the pool table, please? Thanks.
Woman: Excuse me. Excuse me.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Lime wedges in the bottle's fine.
Woman: Hey, asshole, I don't work here.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Well. I'm sorry. You- The paramedics will have to come to get my foot out of my mouth, sweetheart.
Woman: Just don't let it happen again.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: I knew you didn't work here.
Woman: You did?
妙語佳句，活學(xué)活用
1. It was in and it freaked out.
這句話的意思是“它本來進(jìn)去了，又給彈出來了”。
2. Short game
本意指高爾夫球中的“擊近球，打短桿”，這里Ben暗指“和女人的短期關(guān)系”。
3. Long run
指“相當(dāng)長的一段時(shí)間”，例如：
We expect a substantial increase in sales of the book in the long run. 我們希望這本書的銷量能長期穩(wěn)步增長。
The paint must not deteriorate in quality over the long run. 這種油漆千萬不能在經(jīng)過一段時(shí)間后質(zhì)量下降。
