Monica: OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.
All: Whoooaa!
Ross: That's my sister.
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City public library.
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Phoebe: Oh... Milwaukee.
Rachel: Um... Ross?
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
All: No way!
Ross: As the ridebroke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
Monica: You did not go! Tell us.
All: Come on.
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... oh, the foot of the bed.
Ross: Step back.
Joey: We have a winner!
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
Ross: Come on.
Rachel: No, he said we wereholding upthe people behind us.
Ross: And you didn't marry him because...?
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people that go through life never having that kind of...
Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
Rachel: Yeah right.
Ross: It is... eventually... kind of...burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people whomiss outon that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Rachel: OK.
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Rachel: You don't.
Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see... big passion in your future.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: Mmmm.
Rachel: You do?
Ross: I do.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great.
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Ross: What?
Joey: You and Rachel.
Ross: What? ... Why not?
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
Ross: Look, I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going toend upstuck in the zone forever.
Ross: I will, I will. I'm just... See, I'm waiting for the right moment. What? What, now?
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What'smessing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and you get to say, 'Rachel, I think that...'
Ross: Shhhh!
Rachel: What are you shushing?
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something.
Rachel: What!
Ross: Don't you hear that?
Rachel: Ahhhh!
Ross: See?
Rachel: Huh.
妙詞佳句，活學或用
1. break down 壞掉、出毛病、失效
The ride broke down.
（迪斯尼園內的）游園車出了故障。
Talks between the United States and the European Union on sharing confidential airline passenger information have broken down.
美國和歐盟之間關于分享民航乘客機密信息的談判破產了。
break down還有“崩潰”的意思，如：
When you break down, everyone with you is as disappointed, frustrated and angry as you are.
如果你精神崩潰，你周圍的每一個人都和你一樣失望、沮喪和憤怒。
Rachel: Alright, somebody.
Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
