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本片段劇情：鮑勃帶孩子們去吃飯，卻不料敵家派拉里跟來，趁機和幾個孩子攀談，伺機下手。正在幾個孩子被拉里的嘴皮子忽悠得五體投地之際，鮑勃及時識破了拉里的詭計，和拉里對打一番，將他打倒在地，成功地解救了幾個孩子。
精彩對白
Ian：It doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here.
Bob: Wait inside. I have to make a call.
Firefly: This is Firefly.
Bob: This is Bob Ho. I need help.
Larry: Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university. I'm top of the class. I don't like to brag, but, you know.
Farren: Bob, this is Larry.
Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob: Let's get some food.
Farren: He goes to the university.
Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's the bomb. Let's go.
Farren: Hey! How embarrassing.
Ian: You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me. But Larry did.
Bob: I have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.
Nora: I have to go.
Bob: All right, Nora. Come on. You two stay at the table. No, no, no.I can't go in there.
Nora: Boys are pigs.
Bob: Careful.
Larry: And the lion jumped on me, and I killed him with my bare hands, and I saved the colonel's life.
Farren: You're brave.
Larry: Thanks.
Ian: How about this, Bob? The whole restaurant and the waitress sat Larry here. Isn't it great?
Farren: It's like it's fate or something.
Larry: Really, sir, we're just goofing around. Hey, Nora. Knock, knock.
Nora: Who's there?
Larry: Irish stew.
Nora: Irish stew who?
Larry: Irish stew in the name of the law.
Farren: Larry was telling me all about the university. It sounds great.
Larry: I'd be glad to give you a tour sometime.
Bob: When pigs fly.
Farren: It's not up to you. You're not my dad.
Bob: No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
Farren: It's just a tour, Bob. It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything. Are you?
Larry: No, it's just a friendly offer.
Farren: Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
Bob: What's your major, Larry?
Larry: English Lit.
Bob: Would you pass the soy sauce?
Larry: That way I get a background in the classics.
Bob: You speak Russian, Larry?
Farren: What's going on?
Larry: This is going to be painful.
Bob: You're right about that. Go, go, go. Maybe you'll write a poem about this. Goodbye, Larry.
Farren: Fine. He's too old for me.
Nora: Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore. I want to be a cyborg.
妙語佳句 活學活用
1. chicken tender：嫩雞肉塊，在此處指炸雞店。
2. firefly: 螢火蟲，在此處是接線特工的代號。
3. rad：非常棒的，精彩的。
4. jiggy：美國俚語，活躍的，激動的。也可以表示“酷斃了”。
5. shizzy: 用來形容很酷，例如：Dude, that car's the shizzy.（老兄，這輛車太酷了。）
6. thirteen: 十三點，罵人的話，說某人神經病，不正常。
7. goof around：隨便聊聊，消磨時光。
也可以指把時間浪費在荒謬無聊的事情上。例如：I told him not to goof around.（我叫他不要游手好閑。）
8. Irish stew: 土豆洋蔥煮肉。
9. when pigs fly：這決不可能。除非太陽從西邊出來。也可以說成是Pigs might fly或There's a pig flying by.
據辭源介紹，俚語Pigs might fly或There's a pig flying by源于蘇格蘭諺語“Pigs fly in the air with their tails forward”（字面意：豬在空中倒著飛；比喻意：絕對不可能發生）。諺語認為：即使發生奇跡，豬飛了起來，但若讓豬倒著飛，那肯定百分之一百實現不了。
下次若朋友提出什么荒誕建議，您可以大手一揮朝向窗戶，隨聲驚呼：“Look! There's a pig flying by！”
10.Lit: 文學，literature的縮寫。例如lit-crit就是指“文學批評”。
11.soy sauce：醬油。
12.cyborg：科幻故事中的電子人，半人半機器的生物。
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