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    Humor Joke 幽默笑話

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    不是我的狗

    2010-04-01 11:10
    There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.

    讓兔子不睡覺的辦法

    2010-03-31 09:22
    Teacher: Absolutely right! What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?

    三只蝙蝠

    2010-03-30 09:48
    One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.

    熊先生和兔子先生

    2010-03-29 09:40
    The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.

    理發

    2010-03-26 10:23
    "Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

    肖像上的珠寶

    2010-03-25 09:45
    “It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”

    我知道

    2010-03-24 09:55
    So he sent his father a telegraph asking “Do you know Thomas’ address? Tell me immediately!”

    瞎眼乞丐

    2010-03-23 09:23
    The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, “You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me...”

    不能喝湯

    2010-03-22 09:56
    As soon as the waiter turned around, Mike yelled at him, “Sorry, but I cannot eat the soup.”

    賣貓

    2010-03-19 09:25
    “Sorry,” the shop owner answered, “but that saucer brings me luck. Just this week I have sold 68 cats!”

    面試

    2010-03-18 09:34
    An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.

    代筆

    2010-03-17 09:20
    In the lobby of a post office, an old woman came up to a young man, asking him politely, “Would you please help me to write down the address on the postcard?”

    結婚紀念活動

    2010-03-16 10:43
    His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?"

    幫忙

    2010-03-15 09:14
    Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."

    死鳥

    2010-03-12 09:03
    Britney and Justin were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead bird."

    緊急迫降

    2010-03-11 10:08
    'All set back here, Captain,' came the reply, 'except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.'

    貪婪的人

    2010-03-10 09:47
    "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

    賄賂法官

    2010-03-09 09:41
    When Shultz paid the juror, he asked him if it had been hard to persuade the other jurors to get the charge of manslaughter.

    腐敗

    2010-03-08 10:48
    "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

    一毛不拔

    2010-03-05 08:48
    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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