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    Humor Joke 幽默笑話

    中國日報網英語點津為您精選語言地道的英語笑話,開心學英語。

    精明的家庭主婦

    2008-04-18 09:19

    只收現金和信用卡

    2008-04-17 09:30
    When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

    美夢

    2008-04-16 09:13
    There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat(貂皮大衣) and a diamond ring."

    醉鬼

    2008-04-15 08:57
    A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

    父親在哪兒?

    2008-04-11 09:17
    Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

    可憐的丈夫

    2008-04-10 09:08
    "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.

    我沒有睡著

    2008-04-09 09:28
    When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

    這沒什么

    2008-04-08 09:59
    Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With a single stroke of a brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one."

    婚姻生活

    2008-04-07 12:39
    A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.

    漁網

    2008-04-02 08:59
    "Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"

    我多大了?

    2008-04-01 09:00
    A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.

    啤酒是洗頭用的

    2008-03-31 09:05
    Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.

    你是正常人嗎?

    2008-03-28 11:06
    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

    兩個笨賊

    2008-03-27 09:11
    Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

    這是我的座位

    2008-03-26 16:24
    It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.

    我們的尾巴

    2008-03-25 10:57
    The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

    我干得怎么樣?

    2008-03-24 10:07
    A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

    別賣那頭牛

    2008-03-21 09:09
    The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable.

    墓地驚魂

    2008-03-20 09:09
    One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

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