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    Humor Joke 幽默笑話

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    Three baths a day

    2006-12-06 08:51
    Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?
    Smith: Yes, I'm having three baths a day.

    But the teacher cried

    2006-12-06 08:49
    The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .

    His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.

    Not speaking to me

    2006-12-04 08:43
    A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

    The score comes under the influence

    2006-11-30 08:50
    Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.

    Wife's picture

    2006-11-22 08:19
    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

    I'm the boss

    2006-11-21 08:00
    The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

    In a second

    2006-11-20 08:00
    A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

    I wasn't asleep

    2006-11-16 08:27
    When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

    We are the best of friends

    2006-11-16 08:26
    The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

    Kiss

    2006-11-13 08:00
    At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

    Three guys bet

    2006-11-12 08:00
    Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed. The first guy said, "I bet that if I had one more beer, I could fly!"

    A wild guess

    2006-11-11 14:54
    Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimedes's principle of water displacement.

    A talk on the phone

    2006-11-10 08:43
    I teach computer course, and my students often call me at home with questions.

    Day after Day

    2006-11-09 08:44
    A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point out to him.

    What went wrong

    2006-11-08 08:43
    A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile.

    A Call from a frog

    2006-11-07 08:00
    A frog telephones the Physic Hotline and is told, "You're going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything of you." The frog says: "This is great. Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

    I wasn't asleep

    2006-11-06 08:00
    When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

    We are the best of friends

    2006-11-05 08:00

    They are directly from America

    2006-11-05 08:00
    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from hervisit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.

    Kiss

    2006-11-03 08:00
    At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

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