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    好孩子

    2006-11-27 08:00

    Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

    時間就是金錢

    2006-05-18 08:00
    As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

    成功的關鍵

    2006-05-17 08:30
    One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you promise somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's word.'

    超速的借口

    2006-05-16 08:00

    婚姻生活

    2006-05-15 08:00

    未婚先孕

    2006-05-12 00:46
    The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom, one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly. Her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents, but her sister has broken the tradition.

    一半還是十分之五?

    2006-01-18 08:00
    Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

    混合雙打

    2006-01-17 08:00
    Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

    男孩的觀點

    2006-03-06 08:41

    死海龜

    2006-03-03 08:00
    "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

    一便士

    2008-06-06 09:37
    A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.

    健忘教授

    2008-06-05 09:19
    No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket.

    中途停留的優(yōu)惠

    2008-06-04 09:50
    I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

    刮頭

    2008-06-03 09:00
    Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.

    我沒有蛀牙

    2008-06-02 08:53
    A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the doctor says I have no cavities. "

    你是他父親

    2008-05-30 09:09
    This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

    提行李的隨從

    2008-05-29 10:06
    My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Guard pilot and my another brother was my crew chief, we offered to take Tony to catch his transport overseas.

    新菜單的評價

    2008-05-28 08:48
    I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to reduce cholesterol. I substituted chicken for beef, and awaited comments from the suggestion box.

    數(shù)學作業(yè)

    2008-05-27 09:07
    A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.

    良好的心愿

    2008-05-26 09:03
    One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig."

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