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人們什么時候說話最少？

2008-01-18 09:21
Student A: When do people talk least?

兩只鳥

2008-01-17 10:20
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

釣魚趣聞

2008-01-16 09:06
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They’re just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because it's the woman's house. She reaches over and picks up the receiver.

不是那樣的

2008-01-15 09:21
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

心里難受

2008-01-14 09:14
Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

好笑的英文

2008-01-11 09:23
A: What is your father's name?
B: Happy!!
A: What is your mother's name?
B: Smile!
A: Are you joking?
B: No!! That's my sister!! I am Kidding!! Bye-bye!

運動世家

2008-01-10 09:28
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train.

新寶寶

2008-01-09 09:14
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

時間就是金錢

2008-01-08 09:03
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?” the driver answered. "Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, “I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here, In this case, time is money for both of us,” added the driver.

陰差陽錯的電子郵件

2008-01-07 09:14
A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

給我那個打贏的

2008-01-04 10:10
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

結婚的煩惱

2008-01-03 09:34
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

我的狗不識字

2008-01-02 11:00
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

幸運的母親

2007-12-29 10:26
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

四減四等于幾

2007-12-28 10:32
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

一只死于壓力的龍蝦

2007-12-27 09:11
A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium.

我丈夫剛進來

2007-12-26 11:41
The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.

掌握一門外語多么重要

2007-12-25 09:28
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

一睡醒，你就被炒魷魚了

2007-12-24 09:21
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep.

他贏了

2007-12-21 10:13
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?