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    Humor Joke 幽默笑話

    中國日報網英語點津為您精選語言地道的英語笑話,開心學英語。

    Three guys bet

    2006-11-02 08:00
    Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed.

    Jesus not know how to drive

    2006-11-01 08:00
    Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

    What u want is a TV set

    2006-10-31 08:00
    Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.

    Who is stupid

    2006-10-27 08:00
    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

    Do You Know My Work?

    2006-10-26 08:00
    joke,笑話 開心一刻

    Is the light attracting babies

    2006-10-25 08:00
    Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc.

    Quick service

    2006-10-25 08:00
    A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said..

    Who should be given the present?

    2006-10-23 08:00
    A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,

    You and she

    2006-10-20 08:00
    Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.

    Be on Holiday

    2006-10-19 08:00
    If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
    If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
    He spent more time at home than he did at school.

    Whose son is the greatest

    2006-10-18 08:30
    The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

    A terrible car accident

    2006-10-17 08:00
    There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures.The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"

    what's puberty

    2006-10-16 08:00
    One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, W?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

    Two birds

    2006-10-13 08:00
    Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
    Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

    I got an "F"!

    2006-10-12 09:00
    Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.

    I could count on you

    2006-10-11 08:00
    Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

    Why you were fired

    2006-10-10 08:00
    Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.“Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh,” Peter said, “you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”

    A teacher

    2006-10-09 08:00
    What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
    interested? A teacher.

    Puns

    2006-10-08 08:00
    A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put our heads together!"

    Tail wind and broom

    2006-09-30 08:00
    A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center.

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