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    Humor Joke 幽默笑話

    中國日報網英語點津為您精選語言地道的英語笑話,開心學英語。

    可惡的教授

    2009-11-06 09:30
    "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

    做作業

    2009-11-05 09:18
    Blame me?Oh, no. On the contrary, I’ll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead.

    寫家譜

    2009-11-04 09:43
    He was a man who occupied a great seat. He was attached to his position very firmly. His death came as a great shock

    為什么遲到

    2009-11-03 08:58
    Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: Because of the sign.

    好心的爸爸

    2009-11-02 09:04
    But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

    不是好妻子

    2009-10-30 09:37
    We have been husband and wife for many years, but I don’t know that I am not a good wife until today.

    我了解你的感受

    2009-10-29 09:37
    I know how you feel——and I have to stay here until I’m sixty-five.

    和你的一樣

    2009-10-28 09:01
    If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.

    禱告

    2009-10-27 08:51
    His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

    不是我

    2009-10-26 09:45
    An overweight man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."

    我是她丈夫

    2009-10-23 09:11
    To which the man replies, "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband."

    我不是算命的

    2009-10-22 08:49
    I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

    羊排還是豬排

    2009-10-21 09:18
    Can't you tell the difference by taste?

    找不到理由

    2009-10-20 09:32
    Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating my wrongdoings, she has no excuse at all.

    老夫婦

    2009-10-19 10:07
    "Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."

    下一個

    2009-10-16 09:41
    "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

    收回他說的話

    2009-10-15 10:03
    If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.

    找刺激

    2009-10-14 09:59
    So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."

    鄉下佬進城

    2009-10-13 10:06
    The bumpkin opened his eyes wide in surprise and said in a long voice, “I should have brought my wife here!”

    大腦袋

    2009-10-12 08:51
    “All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother. “They say I have a big head.”

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